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Re: OUR "LADY" OF SCI.ASTRO


Article: <5cmnf0$m1k@dfw-ixnews11.ix.netcom.com>
From: saquo@ix.netcom.com(Nancy )
Subject: Re: OUR "LADY" OF SCI.ASTRO
Date: 29 Jan 1997 05:33:20 GMT

I was going to give a prize to the best one, but they're all so good, I can't decide! Misguided, but clever. Must be that the astronomer's gene is somehow connected to the rhyme gene. (They all went wild at the slightest excuse!)

In article <5cjhbs$k27@samba.rahul.net> Mark Gingrich rhymes
> For months now dear Nancy has said,
> "You act just like sheep who've been led."
>   A claim so patho-illogical,
>   Like her posts pedagogical,
> M'thinks she's been Hale-Bopped on the head!
>Mark Gingrich <grinch@rahul.net>

 

In article <5cis66$2hc@pollux.cmc.doe.ca> Greg Neill rhymes
> Though Our Lady may think she is thrilling
> Her victims are far less than willing
>   Amidst sci.astro curses
>   her Zetanic Verses
> Are simply more fodder for killing
>ynecgan@cmc.doe.ca (Greg Neill)

 

In article <5cgm3m$f88$1@marina.cinenet.net> Craig Berry rhymes
> There once was a Zetan named Nancy,
> Plain physics did not strike her fancy
>   She proclaimed, "Hale-Bopp
>   I'm quite certain will *stop*" --
> But right about now that looks chancey.
> cberry@cinenet.net (Craig Berry)

 

In article <5cblcp$2eg@netline-fddi.jpl.nasa.gov> Bill Owen rhymes:
> There once was a lady named N*ncy
> Who made real astronomers antsy.
>   They'd talk themselves hoarse
>   While N*ncy, of course,
> Still spouted what tickled her fancy.
> wmo@wansor.jpl.nasa.gov (Bill Owen)

 

In article <5cdq28$b6u$1@news.sas.ab.ca> Paul Campbell rhymes
> There once was a lady named Nancy
> Whose musings on sci.astro were fancy
>   The 12th planet twas said
>   would hit us on the head
> all because gravity is so chancy.
> scopedr@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca ()

 

In article <5cgct4$s8u@pollux.cmc.doe.ca> Greg Neill rhymes:
> When Our Lady was taking her schooling,
> t'was the system she thought she was fooling,
>   By avoiding all science,
>   she proclaimed her defiance,
> Now she's hopeless at sci.astro dueling.
> ynecgan@cmc.doe.ca (Greg Neill)